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Nasty Receptionist

Discussion in 'Share a Joke' started by Frank_NK28, Sep 19, 2018.

  1. Frank_NK28

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    Nasty Receptionist

    Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate
    exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.

    The waiting room was filled with patients.

    As I approached the receptionist’s desk, I noticed that she was a
    large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.
    I gave her my name, and in a very loud voice, she said,

    “YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE

    DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?


    All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,


    “NO, I’VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE

    OPERATION, BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR

    THAT DID YOURS.”


    DON’T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS
     
    Frank_NK28, Sep 19, 2018
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