Share a Joke Thu, 14 May 2026 04:05:19 +0000 Thu, 14 May 2026 04:05:19 +0000 Canadian Fishing Forum http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/forums/share-a-joke.32/ Mon, 20 Oct 2025 12:42:33 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/aintt-that-the-truth.70779/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/aintt-that-the-truth.70779/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 32203]]> Fri, 03 Oct 2025 19:15:06 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/ouch-oh-no.70694/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/ouch-oh-no.70694/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 32110]]> 1 Tue, 19 Aug 2025 21:08:57 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/you-gotta-love-this.70469/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/you-gotta-love-this.70469/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 The property owners' response in the second letter is EPIC.
Dept. Of Fish & Wildlife:
Dear Landowner:
Staff will be conducting surveys for foothill yellow-legged frogs & other amphibians over the next few months.
As part of this research we would like to survey the creek on your property.
I am writing this...

You Gotta Love This]]> Thu, 12 Jun 2025 21:04:49 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/eco-friendly.70119/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/eco-friendly.70119/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 31767]]> Fri, 30 May 2025 16:13:10 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/dont-mess-with-a-senior.70010/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/dont-mess-with-a-senior.70010/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13
Unfortunately, some seniors have been buying cat food for themselves to eat, and management requires proof that it's for your pet."

Unfazed, the woman went home, fetched her cat, and returned to the store. With her furry friend in tow, she was finally allowed to purchase the cat food.

The...

Don't Mess With a Senior]]> Tue, 08 Apr 2025 00:33:07 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/stew.69550/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/stew.69550/ invalid@example.com (Dave) Dave View attachment 31567

This reminds me of a joke I played on a nurse. After she gave me a covid shot I pretended to have convulsions and she got really frightened. I said sorry and I felt so bad.]]> Fri, 03 Jan 2025 03:36:53 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/happy-new-year.68963/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/happy-new-year.68963/ invalid@example.com (mulefan) mulefan View attachment 31362]]> 1 Tue, 31 Dec 2024 00:31:15 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/happy-new-year-and-tight-lines.68949/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/happy-new-year-and-tight-lines.68949/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 31360 View attachment 31359 View attachment 31359]]> Mon, 16 Dec 2024 15:56:57 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/lol.68823/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/lol.68823/ invalid@example.com (Gord) Gord


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk]]> 1 Tue, 10 Dec 2024 15:26:03 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/common-sense.68771/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/common-sense.68771/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13
I’m amazed at the lack of common sense these days. There is a lot of book smart people out there... but not a lot of common sense. You could give some people a fly swatter and they wouldn’t know the first thing about what to do with it.

We’ve all heard of common sense... but where does it come from?? Well most of it is acquired from attending the school of hard knocks, and much of it was also passed down from those that had it passed to them or had the opportunity to gain it...

Common Sense]]> Fri, 29 Nov 2024 01:57:59 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/we-all-know-somebody.68662/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/we-all-know-somebody.68662/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 31289]]> Tue, 05 Nov 2024 00:40:43 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/a-foolish-deer-adventure.68372/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/a-foolish-deer-adventure.68372/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13
(A letter from someone who wants to remain anonymous, who farms, writes well and actually tried this)

I had this idea that I could rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I figured that, since they congregate at my cattle feeder and do not seem to have much fear of me when we are there (a bold one will sometimes come right up and sniff at the bags of feed...

A Foolish Deer Adventure]]> Wed, 30 Oct 2024 21:26:19 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/everybody-knows-this.68329/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/everybody-knows-this.68329/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 31189]]> Wed, 30 Oct 2024 21:24:05 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/no-words-needed.68328/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/no-words-needed.68328/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 31188]]> Sun, 27 Oct 2024 13:42:10 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/the-new-math-on-full-display.68273/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/the-new-math-on-full-display.68273/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 Her: "Why are you double bagging all your groceries?"
Me: "Excuse me?"
Her: "You’re wasting our bags!"
Me: "If you don’t like the way I’m bagging, feel free to come over and do it yourself."
Her: "That’s not my job!"
Me: "Okay, then I’ll bag my groceries how I please, if that’s all right with you."
Her:...

The "new" math on full display]]> Fri, 25 Oct 2024 14:40:39 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/visiting-manitoba.68256/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/visiting-manitoba.68256/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13

1. Pull your droopy pants up and turn your ball cap around. You look like an idiot.


2. Let’s get this straight; it’s called a “gravel road.” I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you’re going to get dust on your EV.

Drive it or get out of the way.


3. There are cattle & feed lots that smell bad. That’s what they smell like to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don’t like...

Visiting Manitoba]]> Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:57:03 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/the-birds-and-the-bees.67860/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/the-birds-and-the-bees.67860/ invalid@example.com (lirwin4) lirwin4 View attachment 30942]]> Tue, 10 Sep 2024 13:20:57 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/makes-sense.67821/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/makes-sense.67821/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 30924 View attachment 30924]]> Sat, 06 Jul 2024 19:43:29 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/life-is-like-that.67321/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/life-is-like-that.67321/ invalid@example.com (Dave) Dave View attachment 30811
I said to my wife “I hope that’s not a seeing eye dog”.]]> Wed, 26 Jun 2024 12:41:47 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/the-future-is-here.67217/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/the-future-is-here.67217/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 30781]]> Tue, 07 May 2024 19:18:24 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/rednecks-rule.66743/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/rednecks-rule.66743/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 30617]]> 1 Sat, 27 Apr 2024 15:02:46 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/lawnmower-story.66695/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/lawnmower-story.66695/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 Actually, I got the biggest cattle charger Tractor Supply had, made For 26 miles of fence. I then used an 8 ft. Long ground rod, and Drove it 7.5 feet into the ground. The ground rod is the key, with The more you have in the ground, the...

Lawnmower Story]]> Sun, 03 Mar 2024 16:44:50 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/hmmm.66251/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/hmmm.66251/ invalid@example.com (Dave) Dave View attachment 30363]]> 7 Mon, 12 Feb 2024 13:30:37 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/only-in-alaska.66101/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/only-in-alaska.66101/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 30334]]> Thu, 18 Jan 2024 13:26:39 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/cheating-wife.65853/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/cheating-wife.65853/ invalid@example.com (Gord) Gord Hi John,
I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up, she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat.
When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her...

Cheating wife]]> Sun, 14 Jan 2024 17:39:05 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/wtf.65820/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/wtf.65820/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 30193]]> 1 Sat, 06 Jan 2024 21:54:55 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/dinner.65730/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/dinner.65730/ invalid@example.com (shoreangler) shoreangler Sun, 03 Dec 2023 15:14:46 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/yep.65381/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/yep.65381/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 30092]]> Fri, 01 Dec 2023 22:49:57 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/one-to-remember.65360/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/one-to-remember.65360/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 30091]]> Wed, 22 Nov 2023 23:34:37 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/wise-words.65207/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/wise-words.65207/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 30053]]> 1 Mon, 13 Nov 2023 05:26:11 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/lol.65088/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/lol.65088/ invalid@example.com (Gord) Gord


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk]]> Fri, 10 Nov 2023 14:34:44 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/true-dat.65063/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/true-dat.65063/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 30012]]> Sun, 05 Nov 2023 16:58:20 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/the-dolphin-trainer.65003/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/the-dolphin-trainer.65003/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13
Enraged, the younger man hops out & confronts the old man. "Look what you did to my car…!!! ”He yells

"I demand that you give me $10,000 right now or I'm going to beat you to a pulp!"

"Oh my…" the old man said nervously, "I don't have that kind of money.”

“ Just let me call my son…,” he said with hope, “he trains dolphins and he will know what to do."

"Dolphins..!?!?! Right" the other driver...

The Dolphin Trainer]]> Tue, 17 Oct 2023 00:50:14 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/no-caption-needed.64743/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/no-caption-needed.64743/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 29867]]> 1 Tue, 10 Oct 2023 15:23:33 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/bass-guys.64688/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/bass-guys.64688/ invalid@example.com (Little Spoon) Little Spoon View attachment 29834]]> Wed, 06 Sep 2023 13:48:14 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/some-times-ya-gotta-do-what-ya-gotta-do.64223/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/some-times-ya-gotta-do-what-ya-gotta-do.64223/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 29631]]> Thu, 31 Aug 2023 15:54:31 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/he-didnt-read-the-sign.64138/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/he-didnt-read-the-sign.64138/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 29561]]> Fri, 18 Aug 2023 15:28:50 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/maybe-the-future-is-not-so-bright.63910/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/maybe-the-future-is-not-so-bright.63910/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 29474]]> Sat, 12 Aug 2023 12:52:13 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/they-travel-the-highway-with-you.63828/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/they-travel-the-highway-with-you.63828/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 29447]]> Tue, 08 Aug 2023 17:12:58 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/gotta-see-to-believe.63786/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/gotta-see-to-believe.63786/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 29434]]> 2 Mon, 31 Jul 2023 21:10:30 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/some-pretty-good-ones.63701/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/some-pretty-good-ones.63701/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak -

the last one is great!

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could

immediately take the words back...

or that you could crawl into a hole?

Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....


FIRST TESTIMONY:

I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow

and asked loudly,

'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?'

I turned around and walked back out and never...

Some Pretty Good Ones]]> Sat, 29 Jul 2023 13:50:55 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/there-ya-go.63666/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/there-ya-go.63666/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 29390]]> Wed, 26 Jul 2023 15:44:50 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/baha-so-true.63628/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/baha-so-true.63628/ invalid@example.com (Gord) Gord


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk]]> Wed, 14 Jun 2023 15:13:42 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/no-words.63006/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/no-words.63006/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 29103]]> Wed, 07 Jun 2023 13:47:33 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/bear-attacks.62875/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/bear-attacks.62875/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 29054]]> Wed, 17 May 2023 13:45:57 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/found-my-wrench.62413/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/found-my-wrench.62413/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 28943]]> Sat, 06 May 2023 02:40:29 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/too-true.62097/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/too-true.62097/ invalid@example.com (Gord) Gord


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk]]> Tue, 11 Apr 2023 15:09:39 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/one-smart-kid.61512/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/one-smart-kid.61512/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 They had the weekend to complete it. On Monday morning little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. Look at this,"$2,467", he said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?" Toothbrushes", said Little Johnny. "Toothbrushes", echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough...

One Smart Kid]]> Sat, 08 Apr 2023 12:32:46 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/alligators-and-crocs.61465/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/alligators-and-crocs.61465/ invalid@example.com (Big dipper) Big dipper
One you’ll see later, the other you’ll see in awhile

Yes, I have kids]]> 1 Fri, 17 Feb 2023 16:45:06 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/windshield-wonders.60789/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/windshield-wonders.60789/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 28379]]> Wed, 15 Feb 2023 15:28:29 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/tv-ads.60760/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/tv-ads.60760/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'
'Eight', the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."
"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.
"Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be...

TV Ads]]> Sat, 28 Jan 2023 16:38:41 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/no-caption-needed.60544/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/no-caption-needed.60544/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 28315]]> 1 Mon, 26 Dec 2022 13:54:01 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/happy-new-year-everyone.60095/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/happy-new-year-everyone.60095/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 28171]]> Fri, 23 Dec 2022 20:05:25 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/getting-the-christmas-tree-up.59765/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/getting-the-christmas-tree-up.59765/ invalid@example.com (FISHNUTS) FISHNUTS View attachment 28106]]> 2 Fri, 09 Dec 2022 00:04:42 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/newfies-are-some-smart.59746/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/newfies-are-some-smart.59746/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13

Hello, is this the Police Office?

Yes. What can I do for you?'

I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Jack Murphy...He's hidin' cocaine inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there..'

Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, twelve St Johns Police Officers descend on Jack's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.

Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but...

Newfies Are Some Smart]]> 1 Thu, 03 Nov 2022 00:36:13 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/another-one.58875/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/another-one.58875/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 27812]]> Wed, 02 Nov 2022 20:34:37 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/oh-my-no-safety-chains.58867/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/oh-my-no-safety-chains.58867/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 27805 View attachment 27805]]> 3 Fri, 21 Oct 2022 12:22:36 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/makes-sense.58071/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/makes-sense.58071/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 27716]]> Tue, 27 Sep 2022 23:35:20 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/lol.57732/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/lol.57732/ invalid@example.com (Gord) Gord


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk]]> Wed, 31 Aug 2022 13:59:06 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/looking-into-the-future.57298/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/looking-into-the-future.57298/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 27383]]> 1 Fri, 24 Jun 2022 15:07:20 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/this-girl-is-a-keeper.56375/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/this-girl-is-a-keeper.56375/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably
deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had to
deal with an irate customer, this one is for you.
A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.
Suddenly,...

This Girl Is A Keeper]]> Wed, 15 Jun 2022 14:18:48 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/but-the-price-of-gas.56254/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/but-the-price-of-gas.56254/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 26755 View attachment 26755]]> Wed, 15 Jun 2022 03:26:12 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/hitch-a-ride.56245/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/hitch-a-ride.56245/ invalid@example.com (KDueck) KDueck https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMNNphEKt/?k=1]]> Tue, 14 Jun 2022 18:58:30 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/anyone-missing-one-of-their-friends.56240/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/anyone-missing-one-of-their-friends.56240/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 26752]]> Mon, 13 Jun 2022 15:35:54 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/there-ya-go.56217/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/there-ya-go.56217/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 26744 View attachment 26744]]> Sat, 04 Jun 2022 16:22:55 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/old-ladys-revenge.56115/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/old-ladys-revenge.56115/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13
“I’m sorry, but we can’t sell this to you without proof you have a cat. Too many seniors are buying cat food to eat. Management wants proof that you are buying this for your cat.”

So the lady went home, brought in her cat and was sold the cat food. . . .

The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food and was again told she couldn’t buy them without proof.

So the lady went home, brought in her dog...

Old Lady's Revenge]]> Fri, 03 Jun 2022 13:52:22 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/one-of-my-old-favorites.56098/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/one-of-my-old-favorites.56098/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 26702]]> Tue, 31 May 2022 13:43:23 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/romantic.56039/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/romantic.56039/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 26677]]> Sun, 15 May 2022 19:19:17 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/know-anyone.55800/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/know-anyone.55800/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 26507]]> 3 Tue, 26 Apr 2022 21:35:40 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/an-oldie-but-a-goodie.55102/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/an-oldie-but-a-goodie.55102/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13
He asked for help and she could see why.

Even with her pulling, and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on.

By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.

She almost cried when the little Johnny said, 'Teacher, they're on the wrong feet.'

She looked, and sure enough, they were.

Unfortunately, it wasn't any easier pulling the boots off, than it was putting them on.

She...

An Oldie But A Goodie]]> Sun, 10 Apr 2022 15:39:50 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/pluck-yew.54140/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/pluck-yew.54140/ invalid@example.com (lirwin4) lirwin4 View attachment 26093]]> Fri, 08 Apr 2022 19:21:48 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/we-all-seen-the-short-version.54122/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/we-all-seen-the-short-version.54122/ invalid@example.com (FISHNUTS) FISHNUTS
Lake Trout Fishing Gone Wrong - YouTube]]> 3 Mon, 21 Mar 2022 12:54:50 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/sound-reasoning.53862/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/sound-reasoning.53862/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 25920]]> Sun, 20 Mar 2022 18:17:47 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/shooting-chart.53860/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/shooting-chart.53860/ invalid@example.com (Little Spoon) Little Spoon View attachment 25912]]> Tue, 22 Feb 2022 15:38:18 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/live-sonar.53432/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/live-sonar.53432/ invalid@example.com (Little Spoon) Little Spoon View attachment 25729]]> Fri, 28 Jan 2022 17:10:57 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/true-dat.53090/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/true-dat.53090/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 25345]]> Wed, 26 Jan 2022 16:34:39 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/for-the-eco-crowd.53055/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/for-the-eco-crowd.53055/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 25327]]> Mon, 10 Jan 2022 21:41:45 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/the-answer-to-an-age-old-question.52794/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/the-answer-to-an-age-old-question.52794/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13
Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied.
Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall.
You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants!
The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented...

The Answer To An Age Old Question]]> Sun, 09 Jan 2022 01:28:46 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/most-guys-can-relate-to-this.52667/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/most-guys-can-relate-to-this.52667/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 25145]]> Thu, 06 Jan 2022 21:57:57 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/i-remember-it-well.52574/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/i-remember-it-well.52574/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard...

I Remember It Well]]> Thu, 30 Dec 2021 16:48:45 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/no-words-needed.52445/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/no-words-needed.52445/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 25022]]> Thu, 23 Dec 2021 14:57:07 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/colours.52332/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/colours.52332/ invalid@example.com (Dave) Dave View attachment 24889
I assume this is reddish

another good one
View attachment 24890]]> 1 Wed, 22 Dec 2021 01:05:00 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/redneck-cruise-control.52316/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/redneck-cruise-control.52316/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 24877]]> 3 Mon, 20 Dec 2021 00:46:25 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/seeing-is-believing.52297/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/seeing-is-believing.52297/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 24846]]> Sun, 19 Dec 2021 16:51:00 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/an-old-one-but-still-funny.52291/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/an-old-one-but-still-funny.52291/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 24845]]> Sat, 18 Dec 2021 15:34:27 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/and-that-is-how-you-do-it.52269/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/and-that-is-how-you-do-it.52269/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 24823]]> Thu, 16 Dec 2021 23:53:37 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/great-xmas-gift.52226/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/great-xmas-gift.52226/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 24791]]> Fri, 10 Dec 2021 14:58:35 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/little-johnny-again.52084/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/little-johnny-again.52084/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13
To add a spelling component, she asks the students to also spell their answers.

Susan puts up her hand and says she had an egg, 'E-G-G'.

'Very good', says the teacher.

Peter says he had toast 'T-O-A-S-T'.

'Excellent.'

Johnny has his hand up and the teacher reluctantly calls on him.

'I had bugger all', he says, 'B-U-G-G-E-R-A-L-L'.

The teacher is...

Little Johnny.......Again]]> Sat, 27 Nov 2021 22:28:09 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/christmas-lights.51809/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/christmas-lights.51809/ invalid@example.com (Dave) Dave View attachment 24532 I guess my wife likes to deal with Christmas lights as much as me with tangled lures.]]> Wed, 24 Nov 2021 22:23:16 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/pressure-cooking-101.51727/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/pressure-cooking-101.51727/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 24490]]> Tue, 23 Nov 2021 20:05:58 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/gotta-get-up-early-to-beat-the-newfies.51701/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/gotta-get-up-early-to-beat-the-newfies.51701/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Toronto scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Ontarian’s, in the weeks that followed a Vancouver archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story was published in the Vancouver Sun:

“BC archaeologists, finding traces of 130-year-old copper wire, have...

Gotta Get Up Early To Beat The Newfies]]> Fri, 12 Nov 2021 23:12:02 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/declining-moose-population.51511/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/declining-moose-population.51511/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 24381]]> Sun, 31 Oct 2021 13:24:11 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/you-know-who-you-are.51228/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/you-know-who-you-are.51228/ invalid@example.com (Jzak) Jzak ]]> 2 Sat, 30 Oct 2021 22:36:32 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/safety-uh-last.51234/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/safety-uh-last.51234/ invalid@example.com (Gord) Gord


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk]]> Fri, 29 Oct 2021 19:22:07 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/ahhhhh-okay.51218/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/ahhhhh-okay.51218/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 24248]]> Sat, 23 Oct 2021 14:51:36 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/do-ya-trust-yer-buddy.51116/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/do-ya-trust-yer-buddy.51116/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 24180]]> Thu, 21 Oct 2021 17:25:40 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/talking-dog.51084/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/talking-dog.51084/ invalid@example.com (oldmanwinter) oldmanwinter Talking Dog
More humor for us because we all need that right now... this Old School Joke..
This made me Lol!
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale.'
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the...

Talking Dog!!]]> Thu, 21 Oct 2021 15:54:29 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/going-to-the-u-s.51083/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/going-to-the-u-s.51083/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 24158]]> Sat, 09 Oct 2021 16:19:13 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/there-ya-go.50910/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/there-ya-go.50910/ invalid@example.com (Magic13) Magic13 View attachment 24037]]> Sat, 09 Oct 2021 13:16:07 +0000 http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/anniversary.50906/ http://canadianfishingforum.com/forum/threads/anniversary.50906/ invalid@example.com (oldmanwinter) oldmanwinter Anniversary
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night...

Anniversary]]>