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New Wife, New Life?

Discussion in 'Share a Joke' started by Frank_NK28, Mar 8, 2019.

  1. Frank_NK28

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    One evening, after the honeymoon, Dick was working on his boat in the garage. His new wife was standing there by the bench watching him.

    After a long period of silence she finally said, "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we're married, maybe it's time you quit spending so much of your time out here in your garage.

    You probably should consider selling your boat and all that Harley, they take up so much of your time.

    And you know that boat is such an ongoing expense; and you hardly use it.
    I also think you should lose all those stupid model airplanes, all that fishing gear and gun collection and your home brewing equipment...and what's the use of that vintage hot rod?

    Dick got a horrified look on his face.
    She noticed and said, "Darling, what's wrong?"

    He replied, "You are starting to sound like my ex-wife."

    "Ex-wife!?" she shouted,
    "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"

    Dick replied, "I wasn't..
     
    Frank_NK28, Mar 8, 2019
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