Redneck Birth Control

Redneck birth control


After their 11th child, a redneck couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a double wide.
So the husband drove his 83 Camaro Z-28 to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The vet told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
Then he said “A less costly alternative is to take this cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.” The bow tie guy said to the doctor, “I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.” The doctor said “Trust me, it will work.”
The man went out to the Camaro, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count! “1…2…3…4…5” at which point, he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand. “6…7…8…”
NOTE: This procedure works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Virginia, West Virginia and Missouri

 

Man, I'd be happy with that as the punchline, that's hilarious!