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Discussion in 'Share a Joke' started by Magic13, May 27, 2020.

  1. Magic13

    Magic13 Well-Known Member

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    The Newfoundland Department of Employment believed a boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his help.

    An agent was sent to the fishing village of Burin to investigate the boat owner.

    GOVT AGENT: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".

    Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my hired hand. He's been with me for 3 years.

    I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.

    Then there's the mentally challenged guy.

    He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here.

    He makes about $10 per week, and pays his own room and board.

    I buy him a bottle of Lamb's rum and a dozen Moosehead every Saturday night so he can cope with life.

    Also, he gets to sleep with my wife occasionally".

    GOVT AGENT: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".

    Boat Owner: "That'll be me. What'd you want to know?"
     
    Magic13, May 27, 2020
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    Hahahahah!!
     
    Mike B., May 27, 2020
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    Kilroy Well-Known Member

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    Best one I've read/heard in a while.
     
    Kilroy, May 27, 2020
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    Hahahaha
     
    Patty, May 27, 2020
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