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Discussion in 'Share a Joke' started by Patty, Aug 5, 2020.

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  1. Patty

    Patty Well-Known Member

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    Patty, Aug 5, 2020
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    @Mike B. is that how it went with the new gf's father?
     
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    Nope. But when I told his daughter I fished Walleyes, she said "That can't be true, cuz I havent seen you wear sweat pants with shit stains on them in public, and you know how to use a pedal for your bow mount...plus your cock is bigger than a thimble (barely)" .....and then we made-out and bought a house together and she outfished me for Smallies on Shoal and we lived happily ever after. The End.
     
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    How does he know how big your cock is?? thats kinda troublesome!
     
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    You Walleye guys always assume everyone is as gay as you.
     
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    Keep 'em comin' :)
     
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    Bass guys are just like the fish they catch, big mouths no teeth ....... lol
     
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    Walleye guys are just like the fish they catch-- some teeth but no fight.

    Would it make this less fun if I reminded you I'm a fat Walleye dork...? Yes, it would.

    But hey, what did the Walleye guy say to the Bass guy when the Walleye guy rubbed gunnels on the Bass boat? "What depth? What you usin', a jig n minnow or a jig n, leech? How fast you trollin'? What color? are you done with your peepee so I can suck it?"

    What did the Bass guy say to the Walleye guy while waving a fly swatter? "get it off! get it off! ahh it's gross!!"

    What did the Catfish guy say to the security guard at the trailer park when he was caught going through the garbage looking for used tampons? "Hey, this bait is public property once it hits the street pal!"

    Keep 'em comin'
     
    Mike B., Aug 6, 2020
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    I heard @Mike B. got this as a lower back tattoo after he fished his first bass tourney. :D

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    That must be some kinda fancy trailer park if they've got a security guard....
     
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    While we're at it, let's pick a fight with the Elite

    What did the Musky guy say to his one and only friend he trusts to fish with when he fell out of the boat?--- "Wilson!! ...Wilson, I can't...I can't.... I'm sorry Wilson...Wilson I'm sorry"

    theKraken....only the fanciest of trailer parks will do for Catfishermen....one's that have security guards that protect their secrets to Catfishing---- a big poster above their beds that says- "Remember, you can do it! First you bait, then you wait!"
     
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    Yeah, c'mon @Frank_NK28 , these Walleye simps need some help to shut me up and bash me a good one. So far @Patty is winning on the Walleye side with this one--
    @glennie_rapala is in second with his men at work post.

    @Steve gets the good sport award for liking the post I used against him.

    @Tinman and @Gord are negative one for being too chickenpoo to make a comment but passive aggressively liking other posts :)

    Maybe they are too busy going through the garbage at the scrap yard to find bottom bouncer metal, to try to come up with a zinger. :p
     
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    Even a walleye guy can get a top ten at a bass tourney! And don’t start by saying @Coward carried my fat ass! Look at his other tourney results! Lol
     
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    hey hey hey......my back is still sore from you riding on my shoulders all day. I’ve got 2 top 10’s, 2nd place(walleye) and a last place which I’ll blame on mechanical issues lol

    but yes I’m terrible. Just wait a couple weeks and I’ll prove it.
     
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    Walleye guys prep for a tournament by getting into Bass boats and fishing Bass tournaments......? Maybe it's cuz Bass guys catch more Walleyes accidentally than Walleye guys do on purpose. :smile:
     
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    ah but the “Ah ha” moments of bass fishing when you realize you’ve discovered a new way to catch big eyes!!!
     
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    And you can eat it!!!!


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    bass, walleye, they taste almost the same anyway.... walleye are easier to fillet and bass are easier to catch, such a toss up lol
     
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