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Discussion in 'Share a Joke' started by Andrew, Sep 17, 2020.

  1. Andrew

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    This is a joke I just heard on my boat today on second cranberry:

    A trapper visits a dentist to have a rotten tooth pulled and tells the dentist "to just get on with it, no special preparations are necessary." The dentists warns him "this will really hurt... I strongly suggest a shot of novacaine for the procedure, because it's unbearable otherwise." The trapper says "Doc, I've experience pain exactly two times in my life. You just go ahead and pull the tooth!"

    The dentist is dumbstruck by this and asks "Just twice? Really? What were they?"

    The trapper says "Well, I was arranging a new set and the damn thing went off and snatched my scrotum right in its jaws! Hurt my balls like hell!"

    The dentist is appalled, but feels compelled to ask, "... what was the second time?"

    The trapper immediately answered "When I ran out of chain!"
     
    Andrew, Sep 17, 2020
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