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4 men go fishing

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    Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:
    First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
    Second guy: "That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
    Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
    They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy hasn't said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
    Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or sex," and she said, "Wear sun-block"

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    Inmate, Jun 24, 2016
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