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Discussion in 'Share a Joke' started by oldmanwinter, Jul 1, 2019.

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    Three married men are complaining about their wives.

    The first one says: I only get laid on my birthday and holidays! It really sucks, man.

    The second one laments: I don’t even get that! I don’t even remember the last time I got laid.

    They turn to the third one and ask: John, how about you?

    John scratches his head and says: Me? I get laid almost everyday.

    The first two are dumbfounded. ALMOST EVERY DAY? They ask.

    John says: Yeah. Almost on Monday. Almost on Tuesday. Almost on Wednesday.... [​IMG]
     
    oldmanwinter, Jul 1, 2019
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