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Discussion in 'Share a Joke' started by oldmanwinter, Sep 14, 2020.

  1. oldmanwinter

    oldmanwinter Well-Known Member

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    Men's "Help Line" Question

    Hello, you have reached the "Men's Help Line." My name is Don. How can I help you?

    Caller: "Hey, buddy, I need your advice on a very serious problem.

    For some time, now, I've suspected that my wife's been cheating on me.

    I've been seeing the usual signs ~ like the phone rings, and when I answer, the caller hangs up. Plus, she sure goes out with "the girls" a lot. Well, last night about midnight, I woke up and she was **still** not home. So, I went and hid in the garage behind my bass boat to wait for her.

    When she finally came dragging home, she jumped out of some stranger's Ford F-250 Super Duty, buttoned up her blouse, pulled her panties out of her purse and wiggled into them.

    It was at that moment, while crouching behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in my outboard motor mounting bracket.

    Now, Don, here's my question: Is this something that I can weld back together, or do I need to replace the **whole** bracket?"
     
    oldmanwinter, Sep 14, 2020
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    Jzak Well-Known Member

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    I was not expecting that ending!!!
     
    Jzak, Sep 14, 2020
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