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Interesting Mathmatics

Discussion in 'Share a Joke' started by Magic13, Aug 25, 2021.

  1. Magic13

    Magic13 Well-Known Member

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    This is a strictly..... Mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this:


    What Makes 100%?


    What does it mean to give MORE than100%?


    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.


    How about achieving 103%?


    What makes up 100% in life?


    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    Is represented as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    And

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But ,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the

    Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.


    Now you know why politicians are where they are!


    Have you ever seen a better explanation than this formula.............?
     
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  2. Mike B.

    Mike B. Well-Known Member

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    Brilliant. Accurate.