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Lost wife

Discussion in 'Share a Joke' started by Gord, Sep 13, 2020.

  1. Gord

    Gord Well-Known Member

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    Husband: My wife is missing. She went fishing yesterday and has not come home...
    Sergeant at Police Station:
    What is her height?
    Husband:
    Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
    Sergeant:
    Weight?
    Husband:
    Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
    Sergeant:
    Color of eyes?
    Husband:
    Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
    Sergeant:
    Color of hair?
    Husband:
    Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.
    Sergeant:
    What was she wearing?
    Husband:
    Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
    Sergeant:
    What kind of vehicle
    Husband:
    She went in my boat
    Sergeant:
    What kind of boat was it?
    Husband:
    It's a 2003 champion 203 elite with a 2017 mercury proxs 250 with 2 8ft powerpole red blades .has custom led deck lights, new seats and carpet. Sonic hub radio system hooked to a lowrance hds 12 gen 2 unit and a hds 10 gen 1 on the bow. Has a hydrowave and a 10" atlas hydraulic jackplate with dual blinker trim control. Has a black keel guard with a freshly painted trailer and custom black wheels. Its a dual console with lighted live wells and a new minnkota fortrex 112 trolling motor with a 52 inch shaft.
    At this point the husband started choking up. . .

    Sergeant says: Don't worry buddy we will find your boat!!
     
  2. Gord

    Gord Well-Known Member

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