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Missing wife

Discussion in 'Share a Joke' started by Little Spoon, Feb 6, 2019.

  1. Little Spoon

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    PLEASE HELP FIND HER.....

    My wife is missing! She went fishing yesterday and has not come home...

    Sergeant at Police Station:
    What is her height?

    Husband:
    Gee, I'm not sure, 5-1/2 feet tall maybe.

    Sergeant:
    Weight?

    Husband:
    I have no earthly idea.

    Sergeant:
    Color of eyes?

    Husband:
    Sort of brown, but not positive.

    Sergeant:
    Color of hair?

    Husband:
    Changes a couple times a year. Maybe brown now, maybe some highlights.

    Sergeant:
    What was she wearing?

    Husband:
    Could have been a t-shirt and shorts, or maybe those yoga pants things, not really sure.

    Sergeant:
    Did she go fishing in a boat?

    Husband:
    Yes.

    Sergeant:
    What kind of boat was it?

    Husband:
    A 2018 NITRO Z20 with a 2018 Mercury 250 ProXS. 2 brand new 10' Power Pole Anchors, GoPro setup and mounts, NITRO travel cover, TH Marine deck lights and LED strips in rod box and tackle compartments. 12" Atlas Hydraulic jackplate, Hotfoot, and TH G-Force trolling motor handle on the Minn Kota 112lb Fortrex, 4 bank Minn Kota charger. Odyssey Cranking battery and 3 New Interstate batteries, Lowrance HDS9 Gen2 at console, HDS9 Gen3 at bow w/spotlight scan, Loc-R-Bar, and Blinker Pro Trim. 64 hours on the motor and warranty good through 2021.

    Sergeant:
    Don't worry buddy. We'll find your Boat.
     
    Little Spoon, Feb 6, 2019
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