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Discussion in 'Share a Joke' started by Andrew, Apr 11, 2018.

  1. Andrew

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    A lady visits her priest to ask for intervention with her parrots. "Father, I'm at the end of my rope! All my two lovely girls do is say the most inappropriate things! What should I do?!" The priest nods and says "Don't worry! I myself have 2 male parrots who have learned to pray and recite scripture. Why don't you bring them by for a visit? Maybe mine will be a positive influence!"

    The next day, the lady brings her parrots for a visit. Sure enough, one of the priest's birds is holding a rosary in a claw and praying, while the other is looking intently at the open pages of a book in its cage. Upon removing the cover from her parrots' cage, one of her birds squawks and says "I'll show you mine if you show me yours!!" The priest's bird raises its head from its book and says "Stop praying Francis! It's finally happening!"
     
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    Andrew, Apr 11, 2018
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