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Discussion in 'Share a Joke' started by Magic13, Dec 8, 2022.

  1. Magic13

    Magic13 Well-Known Member

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    NEWFIES ARE SMARTER THAN YOU THINK


    Hello, is this the Police Office?

    Yes. What can I do for you?'

    I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Jack Murphy...He's hidin' cocaine inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there..'

    Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

    The next day, twelve St Johns Police Officers descend on Jack's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.

    Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but found no cocaine


    They take the handcuffs off Jack and leave.

    Shortly after they leave, the phone rings at Jack's house.

    'Hey, Jack! This here's Floyd....Did the Police come?'

    'Yeah!'

    'Did they chop your firewood?'

    'Yep!'

    'Happy Birthday, buddy!'


    Newfies know how to get'er done…….
     
    Magic13, Dec 8, 2022
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  2. Gord

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    Lmao


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    Gord, Dec 8, 2022
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