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Discussion in 'Share a Joke' started by Greasy Pickel, Apr 14, 2020.

  1. Greasy Pickel

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    A man got stopped by a game warden with his basket full of fish.
    Warden: do you have a permit for all these fish?
    Man: no sir. These are all my pet fish.
    Warden: your pet fish? How's that?
    Man: well, every night I take all my pet fish for a walk to the lake, I let them swim for about half hour and then I whistle and they all come back and jump in my basket and we go home. We do this every night.
    Warden: Well that's just a crock of lies!!
    Man: here I'll show you... (Releases the fish in the lake)
    Warden: well this I got to see!!
    5 minutes later...
    Warden: well??
    Man: what?
    Warden: the fish!! Where's your pet fish??
    Man: what fish??
     
    Greasy Pickel, Apr 14, 2020
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