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Discussion in 'Share a Joke' started by Magic13, Dec 17, 2019.

  1. Magic13

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    Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table, at which he's fed.

    Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, and teach him taxes are the rule.

    Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts anyway!

    Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat.

    Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt.

    Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he tries to think.

    Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, if he cries Tax his tears.

    Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways to tax his ass.

    Tax all he has then let him know


    That you won't be done till he has no dough.

    When he screams and hollers; then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore.

    Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in which he's laid...

    Put these words upon his tomb, Taxes drove me to my doom...'

    When he's gone, do not relax, it’s time to apply the inheritance tax.

    Accounts Receivable Tax

    Building Permit Tax

    CDN license Tax

    Cigarette Tax

    Corporate Income Tax

    Dog License Tax

    Excise Taxes

    Federal Income Tax

    Provincial Income Tax

    Federal Unemployment Tax

    Fishing License Tax

    Food License Tax

    Fuel Permit Tax

    Gasoline Tax (currently 1.14 per liter)

    Gross Receipts Tax

    Hunting License Tax

    Inheritance Tax

    Inventory Tax

    Liquor Tax

    Luxury Taxes

    Marriage License Tax

    Medicare Tax

    Personal Property Tax

    Property Tax

    Real Estate Tax

    Service Charge Tax

    CPP and OAS Tax

    Road Usage Tax

    Recreational Vehicle Tax

    Sales Tax

    School Tax

    Telephone and cellphone Tax

    Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax

    Telephone Federal, Provincial and Local Surcharge Taxes

    Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax

    Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax

    Telephone Province and Local Tax

    Telephone Usage Charge Tax

    Utility Taxes

    Vehicle License Registration Tax

    Vehicle Sales Tax

    Watercraft Registration Tax

    Well Permit Tax

    Workers Compensation Tax

    STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

    Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world.

    We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

    What in the hell happened?.............
     
    Magic13, Dec 17, 2019
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