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Smart Ass People

Discussion in 'Share a Joke' started by Magic13, Mar 24, 2021.

  1. Magic13

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    I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $500.00 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart. With a snotty attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said, I know that. What type of service? She stooped down to the level of my dog. I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face all over and being super friendly. She said, what is a BLD? I told her it stood for Butt Licking Dog. She said Butt Licking Dog? I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my butt clean because I can't seem to be able to find toilet paper because of all the people that are hoarding it. The smart ass woman started throwing up on the floor and behind the counter the cashier completely lost it.
     
    Magic13, Mar 24, 2021
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