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Test Drive (I couldn't resist)

Discussion in 'Share a Joke' started by Magic13, Apr 16, 2021.

  1. Magic13

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    I stopped by the Ford dealership today for a look at their brand new trucks. I thought I would ask to take a brand new one for a test drive before I got too damn old to appreciate all the new improvements in them.


    The salesperson (a nice young lady with a lapel pin on her jacket that had a large L on it) sat in the passenger’s seat next to me and was describing all the wonderful features of this new truck. Of particular interest were the new seats.


    She explained to me that in the winter the seats blew warm air up your butt and in the summer time they blew cool air up your butt.


    Putting on an evil smile, I said this must be a conservative truck. She asked me why that would be. I then replied that if it was a liberal truck it would blow smoke up my ass all year round.


    I had to walk back to the dealership but it was worth it.
     
    Magic13, Apr 16, 2021
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