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The Dolphin Trainer

Discussion in 'Share a Joke' started by Magic13, Nov 5, 2023.

  1. Magic13

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    An elderly man rear-ended a younger man who was driving an expensive European sports car…

    Enraged, the younger man hops out & confronts the old man. "Look what you did to my car…!!! ”He yells

    "I demand that you give me $10,000 right now or I'm going to beat you to a pulp!"

    "Oh my…" the old man said nervously, "I don't have that kind of money.”

    “ Just let me call my son…,” he said with hope, “he trains dolphins and he will know what to do."

    "Dolphins..!?!?! Right" the other driver huffed, while rolling his eyes.

    The old man took out his phone, dialed his son, & just as his son answered, the irate man snatched the phone away from the old man.

    "So, YOU'RE a dolphin trainer, huh..?!?!” The irate man yelled, “Well, your old man here just rear-ended my car and I need TEN GRAND right now, or I'm going to beat you AND your old man to a pulp…!!"

    "I'll be there in 10 minutes," says the voice calmly on the other end.

    Exactly 10 minutes later, a Jeep pulls up and a guy hops out and proceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a heap on the side of the road.

    When he finished, he walked over to his father and said….

    " Dad .for the last time, I train Seals… Navy Seals.”

    “NOT dolphins..!!”
     
    Magic13, Nov 5, 2023
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