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Visiting Manitoba

Discussion in 'Share a Joke' started by Magic13, Oct 25, 2024.

  1. Magic13

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    THE RULES FOR CITY SLICKERS TO ENTER MANITOBA


    1. Pull your droopy pants up and turn your ball cap around. You look like an idiot.


    2. Let’s get this straight; it’s called a “gravel road.” I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you’re going to get dust on your EV.

    Drive it or get out of the way.


    3. There are cattle & feed lots that smell bad. That’s what they smell like to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don’t like it? Hwy 83 goes North and South, Pick one.



    4. You will find that every person in a pickup waves. It’s called being friendly.

    Try to understand the concept.


    5. If that cell phone rings while a deer is coming in, somebody WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don’t have it up to your ear at the time,



    6. You bring “coke” into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served over ice. You bring “Mary Jane” into my house, she better be cute, knows how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.


    7. If you follow these rules you may survive to tell your friends about your trip to MANITOBA.
     
    Magic13, Oct 25, 2024
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