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Where's The Money

Discussion in 'Share a Joke' started by BIGGAMEFISHER, Oct 2, 2019.

  1. BIGGAMEFISHER

    BIGGAMEFISHER Well-Known Member

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    The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper

    A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper Guido has cheated him out of 10 million dollars.

    His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court.

    When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing 10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!" The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where's the money?

    Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

    The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!" The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."

    Guido trembles and signs, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house.

    The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

    The lawyer replies, "He says fuck you, you pussy, don't have the fuckin' balls to pull the trigger."

    Lawyers, do you trust them??????
     
    BIGGAMEFISHER, Oct 2, 2019
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  2. Mike B.

    Mike B. Well-Known Member

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    Hahaaaa! Good one
     
    Mike B., Oct 2, 2019
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  3. Gord

    Gord Well-Known Member

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    Lol
     
    Gord, Oct 2, 2019
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