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  1. Magic13

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    An 82-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...

    The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 82-year-old said, 'Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 30 year-old bride who is pregnant. So what do you think about that Doc?'

    The doctor considered his question for a minute and said “I will tell you a story.”

    "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.

    One day he was setting off to go hunting and being in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his rifle."

    "As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge... he realised he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the pesky nuisance. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'."

    Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. So, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.

    The 82-year-old thought for a minute and said, "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."


    The doctor smiled and replied, "My point exactly."
     
    Magic13, Jul 13, 2021
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