Newfie Discretion

Three Newfies were working at the top of a phone tower:

As they start their descent, Jim slips, falls off the tower, and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, John says,

'Well, shit, someone's gotta go and tell Jim's wife.

Joe says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Beer.

John says, 'Where'd you get the beer, Joe?'


'Jim’s wife gave it to me,' Joe replies.


'That's unbelievable, you told the Missus her husband was dead
and she gave you a case of beer?'

'Well, not exactly', Joe says. 'When she answered the door,
I said to her, "you must be Jim’s widow."

She said, 'You must be mistaken.. I'm not a widow.'

Then I said, 'I'll betcha a case of beer you are.'

Newfies are good at that sensitive stuff.