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Discussion in 'Share a Joke' started by Patty, Aug 5, 2020.

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  1. Gord

    Gord Well-Known Member

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    Bass I tasted was like an old boot. No thanks


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    Gord, Sep 1, 2020
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    You did it wrong
     
    Patty, Sep 1, 2020
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    I hope so. It was awful. Lol


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    Bass guys from the US finding out that there's a smallmouth bass mixed in with their walleye dinner (30 sec clip from 18:00 to 18:30)

     
    Jzak, Sep 1, 2020
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    Hey! Yer not uh-sboze-duh make seriously good points in this one! Yer uh-sboze-duh use dumb useless humor that isn't true, doesn't make sense and doesn't tie in with real life smart fishing!

    Now that we're being serious....it's pretty simple-minded to say one species is "tougher" than the other. It's all relative. Catching 20lbs of Bass for 5 fish is like catching five 30" Walleyes..... the icefishing guys think "Bass are easy" because they catch a dozen dink 14 inch 3/4 pounders while casting a red devil for jacks in their Uncle's Larson......because we all know ice fishermen are as dumb as a bulk bin of pickerel rigs. :laughing:

    More to being serious--- imo, the best fishermen are anglers that are proficient with a wide variety of species. That's where an angler uses multiple techniques to apply to a vast knowledge base of fish behavior in each season they pursue them.

    Any fella can drag a spinner around and catch eater Walleyes in June to Sept on one or two lakes...... but catch big Walleye May to April on 10 different bodies of water and now you can call yourself a Walleye guy ;)

    Back on topic--- What did the Walleye guy say to his husband while cleaning the dick-milk and anal drippings off his lips?

    --"I can't believe your Uncle was going to try to serve us Silver Drum Bass for supper instead of Pickerel! That's gross!!"

    Get it...? Cuz yer all gay and dumb and gross...?

    :laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:
     
    Mike B., Sep 2, 2020
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    Haha. Best quote of the year right there!!
     
    Neil, Sep 2, 2020
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