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Discussion in 'Share a Joke' started by Magic13, Apr 11, 2023.

  1. Magic13

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    After giving her students a homework assignment entitled “How the Economy Works,” the teacher eagerly awaited the results.
    They had the weekend to complete it. On Monday morning little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. Look at this,"$2,467", he said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?" Toothbrushes", said Little Johnny. "Toothbrushes", echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough toothbrushes to make that much money?"

    "I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and I gave everybody who walked by a free sample."

    They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog shit!"

    Then I would say, "It is dog shit. You want to buy a toothbrush and some toothpaste?

    I used the Trudeau method of giving you some crap, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it's free, and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth."

    Little Johnny got five stars for his assignment.
     
    Magic13, Apr 11, 2023
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